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17. Does an ‘oink’ turn you on? Well, he wasn’t a bf, but near sufficient.

“Well, he wasn’t a bf, but near enough. He’d seen some movie that is french that your kinky main figures decked out as pigs (evidently maybe not just a porno?? ) and desired to decide to decide to decide to try that, except that just he would liven up. I went along while he“got in character”, and then he came in on all fours in a pink spandex suit (like ballerinas wear in training) and a plastic pig’s nose on his face with it(in those days I would have done anything just to dom a guy) and waited in the bedroom. Not really remotely sexy, but any, I could deal.

Then again he started making noises…. During the very very first grunt/squeal a grin spread on my face but we been able to protect my amusement up to start with. But he kept making those fucking noises that are hilarious i recently destroyed it. We began laughing and laughed and laughed and laughed until I became on the ground and thought I became planning to suffocate.

Once I finally got my wits right back we realised he’d left at some time, understandably sufficient, and then he never ever responded to my texts any longer. Oh well. The memory of it nevertheless makes me personally giggle. ”

18. Public vibrations

“A buddy of my own went with a lady that has this fetish that is really weird she’d shove a radio bullet vibrator up her hooha and give her boyfriend the remote, then they’d go shopping and he’d you will need to make her lose it whenever she had been talking to a salesman/clerk. ”

19. Another biting story

“She really utilized to munch on my hand as soon as we went someplace and were hands that are holding. Super fucking weird, nevertheless when we broke I missed the most up it was one of the things. Therefore I guess I was turned by her on to biting? O. O”

20. Spit at me personally.

“My last gf and I also had been into nearly identical things into the room, the one thing she liked that i’d never considered before was that she liked it when anyone spat in her lips. Continue reading